Now
that Hallowe’en is a thing again – okay, maybe it never stopped, but during two
years of COVID restrictions, it seems like everything did – the age-old debate
is back: what’s the best Hallowe’en candy?
Tiny
chocolate bars don’t count. First, they’re a given favourite. The only argument
is which one is the best. Mars bars were tops for a while, then Crunchies took
the prize, now I’m a huge (or would be, if I ate every one I see) Aero fan.
Second, tiny chocolate bars are ubiquitous, a fact of life and school lunches
in this era of dwindling seasonal treats. By “dwindling”, I mean much of what was
once only available at select times of the year is now available all year, so
it’s hard to get excited about a clutch of little chocolate bars when whole boxes
of the darned things are in stores 24/7. The manufacturers try to make them
special by issuing scary shapes in spooky wrappers, but I doubt the kids are
fooled either.
I
digress. Sort of. Back to the best of the Hallowe’en treat bag:
Stick
gum? No, thanks.
Chiclets?
Better than stick, but still, no thanks.
Bubble
gum? Geez, how many kinds of gum are there, anyway?
Lollipops?
Meh. The green ones are okay, but ...
Molasses
kisses? A taste I neither appreciated nor acquired until adulthood. Now I love
them, dark sticky ones and whipped chewy airy ones alike. If only they were available all year.
Apples?
Straight to compost.
Skittles,
Starbursts and Sour Patch Kids didn’t exist when I was trick or treating, nor did
gummies of any ilk. I like gummy Life Savers now, but am lukewarm to the
others.
Nope,
my second favourite treat as a Hallowe’en kid was a roll of Rockets. Hands
down, the best candy in the bag. Pure sugar with no real flavour, they are
little buttons of pure sweet/tart delight – very much a mini-version of the
SweetTarts I also loved in childhood. I could get SweetTarts at the corner
store year-round, but Rockets were strictly a Hallowe’en thing. I hoarded them
like a miser, they were off-limits in trades unless I had a friend who disliked
them, in which case I’d happily surrender whatever my buddy wanted in return.
If I ate them one at a time, I could make a roll of Rockets last far longer
than a little box of Smarties.
A
strange aside: I hear Rockets are called Smarties in the States. Their version
of Canadian Smarties must be the sub-standard M&Ms ... but that’s a debate
for another time.
Nowadays Rockets, like tiny chocolate bars, are available all year – if you know where to get ’em. And I do ... or Ter does, and so a constant supply resides in our kitchen pantry. I have a stash in my desk drawer at the office, too, and it’s not unusual to hear the telltale wrapper crinkling at some time between eleven and one on any given day, be it a weekday or a weekend, week in, week out, month in, month out, all blessed year. My favourite Hallowe’en candy is a seasonal treat no more.
I can’t decide if I’m happy about that, or a little sad.