Wednesday 19 June 2013

Auto Biography (Part III)

"Size Matters"


Villain? Seriously??

Yaaaaaaa, look at me, I’m a badass little bugger, the quickest getaway in the West, no one can catch me, I go like hell, runrunrunrun, woooeee, that was close; almost clipped a Caddy but he never saw me, hee hee hee, I’m little but I’m smart, smarter than the big bad guys, I purr like a kitten and strike like a snake, now you see me, whoops where’d I go, I’m a dark streak with a red wake, vrooooooom, traffic light ahead, pedal harder bank robber, gotta make this light—BANG! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... I’m flyyyyyiiiiing!



2 comments:

  1. Bwhahahaha! Just the delightful chuckle I needed this afternoon! You have to admit though, that's a catchy slogan. Could also be applied to you. ;)

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  2. LOL! You think? I look like a hero and drive like a villain!

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