Oh, Lord … Vader.
Aloud:
“Oh! Lord Vader!”
“Hoo-ha, hoo-ha.”
“When I asked to speak to the manager, I expected, ah
… ahem … okay, when this cart of Christmas gifts was rung through, it
only came out at 30% off.”
“Perhaps you feel you are being treated unfairly?”
“Well, no, not exactly, but, um, the deal in the Imperial flyer was
that I pay 30%, not save 30%. See, it says right here - ”
“I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any
further.”
“Yes, my lord. Merry Christmas, my lord.”
“Hoo-ha, hoo-ha …”
This must be why it’s called Black
Friday.
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